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#1411 corenfa

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 18:16

When I went on the BBC website there was a headline reading "Vaping on trains and buses should be allowed".

Somehow I read it as "Vampires on trains and buses should be allowed".wacko.png

 

I support the right of undead to travel on public transport as long as they behave...


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#1412 maggiemay

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 21:02

Learning Danish.
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Posted 19 September 2018 - 21:11

Huw Edwards began the 10 O'clock news with 'Theresa May in Salzburg.....'

My ears heard 'Theresa May insults.....'

Go on, Tess -you know you want to! (In your dreams, that is.)
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 14:05

"Brush up your socialism- study day in London"
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Posted 30 September 2018 - 23:20

Trying to read without my specs -bad idea. Just read Recorder Threat, and Quilting the Flute.
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Posted 01 October 2018 - 12:56

How much do you change friends?


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Posted 01 October 2018 - 13:43

How much do you charge fiends ?


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Posted 01 October 2018 - 15:57

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 12:05

What would you class as high strung?


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Posted 11 October 2018 - 15:37

Drop-in Peri ...
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 10:58

Flight upgrade options


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 18:01

I started banking out of loneliness...(The Times today)


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 22:00

Not a forum topic title, but a friend and I are currently corresponding in response to a mail he sent me entitled 'allens email' (sic).

 

EVERY time I look at it I think, 'Why is he asking me about an alien's email???'

 

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 22:48

Despite having read it, and commented, I keep thinking a recent thread in the organ forum reads :

The top ten smilies .
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 13:51

....And I keep thinking it reads:-

 

The top ten smalls. blink.png  


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