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#2521 iloveoboes

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 21:47

...they wished they had listened to the advice given to them by...
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Posted 26 June 2014 - 22:03

...funny it looked to have all those wings flapping in four different directions. They couldn't decide which way to go and ended up going round in circles like a frisbee, and drifted over.....


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 07:27

....the roof of a pigeon parachute manufacturers in Hull, and decided to go in and buy one. A friendly ring dove was in reception. "Coooo cooo cooo cooo" she cooood. "Coooo I help you?" 


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 07:55

When the pigeons had disentangled themselves, and fluffed out their feathers in an embarrassed sort of way, the eldest pigeon took the lead and said ...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 08:42

.... "I'd like a crimson Paisley patterned parachute please, with a go faster stripe and....


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 09:00

...satnav. No, on second thoughts make that a...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 11:24

... red umbrella with white spots like the ones...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:17

... Mary Poppins had, oh and it must include a coffee machine". The parachute sales rep looked doubtful and flicked through her catalogue. "Well, we don't have that but we do have ....


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:25

...a tiny pink sparkly parachute, which would be perfect for...
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 13:31

...smaller birds like chaffinches and blue- what was that word again?...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 14:14

...the Bluegrass Bird? The one which plays the banjo and sings songs about the Appalacian Mountains?"

 

The Head Pigeon scoffed "Look pal, I'm from Pompey. I'm not redecorating the city's statues while in possession of a sparkly pink parachute!" The rep sighed and turned to the Commando Camouflage Collection....


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 14:23

... when suddenly the sound of a sopranino recorder playing The Bird  Fancier's Delight...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 15:37

..brought all the cats in the neighbourhood running out of their houses to...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 17:29

...do a maypole dance. All the cats were wearing....
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 19:04

...Davy Crockett hats, in complete ignorance of...


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