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Posted 01 August 2007 - 21:37

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Miss Ross is a member so rare
She's mature for her age, to be fair
But she gives us a giggle
When as Jean she does wiggle
Her ever so big derry air!!!


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Posted 01 August 2007 - 21:52

DC can't remember her name,
re-register? again? it's so lame!
her knicker elastic
gave way - oh how spastic -
in Sainsburys.. does she have no shame?
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 08:13

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Aug 1 2007, 10:52 PM) View Post

DC can't remember her name,
re-register? again? it's so lame!
her knicker elastic
gave way - oh how spastic -
in Sainsburys.. does she have no shame?


You've changed the wording!!!

Thanks boys!!
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 08:58

Bog snorkelling Ross
Played the violin, of course
Sometimes swallowed moss




Oops, someone else posted while I was composing! Er, no edit again, I didn't read the second page of the post!!
This was for you Miss Ross.


OK, one for DC:

Charlie's Aunt became
Apple Blossom, then again
She's at it - 'Daisy Chain'






(Hope that's the right number of syllables for a Haiku 5-7-5?)
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 09:57

QUOTE(SueHM @ Aug 2 2007, 09:58 AM) View Post


(Hope that's the right number of syllables for a Haiku 5-7-5?)

Yep, that's right smile.gif

My favourite Haiku is...

One two three four five
One two three four five six se-
ven one two three four

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Posted 02 August 2007 - 22:45

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Aug 1 2007, 10:52 PM) View Post

DC can't remember her name,
re-register? again? it's so lame!
her knicker elastic
gave way - oh how spastic -
in Sainsburys.. does she have no shame?




Mr B has an organ of which he is proud.
And he plays it too long and he plays it too loud!
Be it wedding or funeral, if there's a crowd
He'll bash out a tune at the drop of a shroud.

Mr B has got lots of fine books, old and new
By all the great masters, and there's quite a few!
But one's been defaced with a pen of bright blue.
It reads Bach's Organ Works
And I hope yours does too!"
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#22 sarah-flute

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Posted 02 August 2007 - 22:55

QUOTE(petrat @ Aug 2 2007, 11:45 PM) View Post
It reads Bach’s Organ Works
“And I hope yours does too!”

*had just taken mouthful of water*

*is trying not to choke or spray computer*
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 08:24

QUOTE(petrat @ Aug 2 2007, 11:45 PM) View Post

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Aug 1 2007, 10:52 PM) View Post

DC can't remember her name,
re-register? again? it's so lame!
her knicker elastic
gave way - oh how spastic -
in Sainsburys.. does she have no shame?




Mr B has an organ of which he is proud.
And he plays it too long and he plays it too loud!
Be it wedding or funeral, if there’s a crowd
He’ll bash out a tune at the drop of a shroud.

Mr B has got lots of fine books, old and new
By all the great masters, and there’s quite a few!
But one’s been defaced with a pen of bright blue.
It reads Bach’s Organ Works
“And I hope yours does too!”


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Posted 04 August 2007 - 16:04

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Daisy-chain was saddened when a certain Mr. B
Penned a poem that also maddened her bestest friend. That's me!
He used the word "craptastic" to describe the posts she wrote
Which he later changed to "spastic" which is not a word to quote.
So if you're feeling got at Mr. organ-playing B
Just be glad you're not being shot at by your future ex-wife three!
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 18:05

Petrat was a forumite
She posted every day and throughout the night
The hens and geese would come along
And the ponies, too would break into song
OLTVA continued by Petrat's might.

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 21:58

QUOTE(petrat @ Aug 4 2007, 05:04 PM) View Post

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Daisy-chain was saddened when a certain Mr. B
Penned a poem that also maddened her bestest friend. That’s me!
He used the word “craptastic” to describe the posts she wrote
Which he later changed to “spastic” which is not a word to quote.
So if you’re feeling got at Mr. organ-playing B
Just be glad you’re not being shot at by your future ex-wife three!


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Petra's good at writing rhymes
That make me laugh a thousand times.
The craptastic posts I write today
And my tame old name won't go away
With friends like you to care for me
I've one more thing to say to thee..

"Thank you!" wub.gif
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#27 hello_cello

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Posted 05 August 2007 - 12:52

DaisyChains the Name
Theres One Thing Shes Not - Lame
Her Posts Are Great
I Gotta Go Before Im Late
Dont Wanna Burn My noodles.
So I Guess Ill Say Toodles!
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 16:28

Ignoring the order, but in honour of Sarah-flute's latest result:

There once was a lady called Sarah,
Who often was seen to prepare her-
self for a grade one,
a conclusion foregone:
She'll learn it if someone will dare her.
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#29 katyjay

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Posted 05 August 2007 - 16:43

Yet Another Pianist:
Accompanist of note,
A vehement enthusiast
of all Bach ever wrote
Has entertained us forumites
with Preludes and with Fugues
at Stalybridge and Leicester -
our appreciation's huge.
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 17:10

The everlasting katyjay,
Has sung her best yet, but nay.
Was that a glint of the eye by light of day?
Or has she still something more poetic to say?
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