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#1201 fsharpminor

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 13:08

It was so badly built it sank in a gentle breeze,


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Posted 22 June 2009 - 23:06

Especially in your Olympic vest - come on now, gie us a twirl



Bed, bed, I couldn't go to bed, my head's too light to try to set it down
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#1203 fsharpminor

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 07:06

QUOTE(skylark @ Jun 23 2009, 12:06 AM) View Post

Especially in your Olympic vest - come on now, gie us a twirl



Bed, bed, I couldn't go to bed, my head's too light to try to set it down



Fred, Fred, if I had my Fred, it would be much easier my sorrows to drown...


Be slowly lifted up , thou long black arm.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:02

Your sights aligned, your barrel charged
Then flatten Milton Keynes
........................and all in verse!


Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes (from the Pyjama Game)




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Posted 27 June 2009 - 16:31

And your pupils the colour of gold.
Those oddly shaped contacts are quite a surprise.
They make you look terribly old.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 19:49

But I'd rather have a cup of tea.


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#1207 fsharpminor

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:05

Thats when I go out and have some fun
I go to the abbey and find a Nun
Then run down the street and bang my drum.


Fight the good fight , with all thy might.....
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 01:24


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Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:34





I had an idea and over my head apeared a light,
with all it's might....
I had this feeling of delight
but I thought it was fright.





There was a guy who spilt a grain.
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 11:46

An atom, the world was never the same.







Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timber on the deck,


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Posted 17 July 2009 - 13:26

Where ladies of the street admired the thickness of your .. neck

Time will say nothing but I taught you so... (W H Auden)
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#1212 Hurley

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 18:30

I will say nothing (at least that's serious), so why won't you go.


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Posted 22 July 2009 - 13:06

They try to follow rules, but get non-compliance

When I was young, my mother said..... (Bachelor Boy, Cliff Richard)


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Posted 22 July 2009 - 19:22

"You naughty boy - Off With His Head!"

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves... (Jabberwocky)
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