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#91 Guest: Solari_*

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 16:35

Gedall's been naughty again,
He put another 'mite in the frame,
Now don't mess with Carol,
Or you'll be over a barrel,
And she'll show you the meaning of pain.

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The last time I wrote this much "poetry" must have been when I was about 16... laugh.gif

(Why I am replying *again* and leaving myself open to pot-shots? wacko.gif)
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 19:43

QUOTE(gedall40 @ Jul 24 2009, 04:36 PM) View Post

Oh dear, that didn't take long. I never for one moment imagined you would come into the Games Zone.

Or...... OK. Who spilt the beans then, chaps? It must have been HG or Sol or F#min.

I only called you "strict" Carol - that's not punishable by death is it? And you are a teacher (a very good one).
Edit at 5.23: [This has been here an hour now and no response - I think I might have got away with it this time...]
...only because I was off-line, I'm back now ph34r.gif

QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 24 2009, 05:35 PM) View Post

Gedall's been naughty again,
He put another 'mite in the frame,
Now don't mess with Carol,
Or you'll be over a barrel,
And she'll show you the meaning of pain.

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Hmm... I'm thinking of swapping you to the naughty list now tongue.gif

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#93 Guest: Solari_*

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 21:03

QUOTE(maledictis @ Jul 24 2009, 08:43 PM) View Post

Hmm... I'm thinking of swapping you to the naughty list now tongue.gif


Is that a threat or a promise? biggrin.gif

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 21:05

QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 24 2009, 10:03 PM) View Post

QUOTE(maledictis @ Jul 24 2009, 08:43 PM) View Post

Hmm... I'm thinking of swapping you to the naughty list now tongue.gif

Is that a threat or a promise? biggrin.gif

A promise wink.gif
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#95 gedall40

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 21:45

[Creeps quietly away while nobody is looking .......]
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 21:50

QUOTE(gedall40 @ Jul 24 2009, 10:45 PM) View Post

[Creeps quietly away while nobody is looking .......]

Not very subtle MrG...
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#97 Holz Gedeckt

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 22:02

QUOTE(maledictis @ Jul 24 2009, 10:50 PM) View Post

QUOTE(gedall40 @ Jul 24 2009, 10:45 PM) View Post

[Creeps quietly away while nobody is looking .......]

Not very subtle MrG...

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#98 gedall40

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 21:04

Solari's was the last poem, so here goes:

There was a young chap called Solari
Who drove like he owned a Ferrari
Each red light he'd question
Ask "just a suggestion?"
Then speed off to drink a Campari.

I have a Spanish friend who always jumped red lights in Madrid, and when I asked him why he replied "Solamente una sugerencia" (it's only a suggestion). laugh.gif


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Posted 27 July 2009 - 21:10

QUOTE(gedall40 @ Jul 27 2009, 10:04 PM) View Post

Solari's was the last poem, so here goes:

There was a young chap called Solari
Who drove like he owned a Ferrari
Each red light he'd question
Ask "just a suggestion?"
Then speed off to drink a Campari.

I have a Spanish friend who always jumped red lights in Madrid, and when I asked him why he replied "Solamente una sugerencia" (it's only a suggestion). laugh.gif



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#100 stetenorve

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 14:23

A gent who was known just as Ged
When blowing flute, kept going quite red
A well known critique (*)
Questioned his technique
He replied, "I'd rather be in bed!"


* I know - it should be critic, but it didn't rhyme...
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#101 fsharpminor

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:46

A tenor who sings ever higher
In the town of the crooked spire,
Fell out of a boat ,
Into a moat,
And now he just gurgles in choir
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 14:35

QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Sep 3 2009, 12:46 PM) View Post

A tenor who sings ever higher
In the town of the crooked spire,
Fell out of a boat ,
Into a moat,
And now he just gurgles in choir


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