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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:17

As usual, idea lovingly copied from another forum rolleyes.gif

I think the title explains it all really! It doesn't have to be a poem in the traditional sense of the word, just a few lines, or a limerick...whatever takes your fancy biggrin.gif.

Well, there's no-one above me, so I'll hand over to someone else.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:21

I think at one stage, Hulk possibly created a limerick thread. I had about 5 about me.

I'm not very good with poems though, my brother is though, he loves writing them, so maybe I could get him to do something.

These were mine from the last thread - I'll have a look for it:

There was a young flautist named Nicki
Who liked to eat cakes that were sticki
Nat said "try some fruit
She replied tooty- toot
No thanks - cos it makes me feel icki! - Maggiemay

A few hours more and you'll know!
I hope you'll be feeling aglow
And can now celebrate
Those exam grades so great -
And from here on it's Go Nicki Go! - Maggiemay


There was a young lady called Nicki
Whose instrument choice was quite picky
She excelled at the flute
And thought sax was very cute
But embouchre was taking the mickey - Boo Radley

Nicki was a fabulous young girlie,
But her mind was all in a whirlie.
Recorder or flute?
Both were a hoot,
But she decided on horn 'cos it's curly. - Choddy

There was girl named Nicki,
Who thought her skills were yucky.
She began a thread
It grow most well-read
Which proves she is more than just lucky - ViolinAnn

There was a great flautist named Nikki,
Who found writing limericks quite tricky,
Cos getting a rhyme to fit in the time,
she felt was taking the mickey! - Jazzywench

Nicki can easily play the flute
Every day she'll toot and toot
But sadly one day
Her fingers went astray
And now she can't toot! - IL

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:28

There once was a lassie called Wossy
Whose poems were left at a lossy
The first few lines
Worked out just fine
But there were far too many syllables in the last one and it just didnt rhymme
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:39

There once was a lady called Sophie,
Who was clever and used her loafie,
She logs on each day,
On her hols she's away,
When she returns we'll drink a toastie.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:50

http://forums.abrsm....topic=8696&st=0
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 15:54

Sarah's a girl with a past!
They said it would just never last
when she married Ben Walker,
they got divorced - when her stalker
turned up and ran off with her fast!

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 16:10

MrB's organ is the best in town,
the girls all come and stare.
Dressed in his academic gown,
with his fabulous bouffant hair.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 16:24

Carol*piano is one so rare
That people tend to stop and stare
To witness a spectacular affair
Of her adorning bikini wear!

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 16:31

The Piano Genius who goes as Fred
Composed his music in his head
His fingers were fast
and his music did last
but now, alas, he's dead



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Posted 01 August 2007 - 16:58

QUOTE(SarahSax1986 @ Aug 1 2007, 05:31 PM) View Post

The Piano Genius who goes as Fred
Composed his music in his head
His fingers were fast
and his music did last
but now, alas, he's dead

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 18:38

Fred Chopin was full of presumption,
but played with a magic and gumption,
Alas he then died!
and thousands have cried!
Such a price of fatal consumption...
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 18:42

Said Fred to the patient called Grey:
"You're not looking so well today
I'll give you some pills
To cure all your ills
You'll give up that bed come what may!"



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Posted 01 August 2007 - 19:20

A sweet young-old lady, DaisyChain
Was never, not ever a pain
She helped others out
With musical grout
As she wiggled her walking-stick cane

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 21:06

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Piello plays piano and cello
And knows that bananas are yellow
So how come she did say
"It's so hard to play
'For He's a Jolly Good Fellow'"?
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 21:10

Daisy's as nice as could be,
But Lydia does puzzle me -
She'll sometimes act tough
And go of in a huff,
And then come back and offer us tea! blink.gif biggrin.gif
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