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#31 fsharpminor

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 13:49

Seduced the girls and and made them lie

In the licorice fields of Pontefract, my love and I did meet,
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 13:59

QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Oct 18 2007, 02:49 PM) View Post

Seduced the girls and and made them lie

In the licorice fields of Pontefract, my love and I did meet,


and straight away I sniffed the air and knew it was her feet.

In Scarlet town, where I was born, there was a fair maid dwellin'
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 14:12

But someone dug a pit which she unfortunately fell in.

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
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#34 fsharpminor

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 14:26

Booze, girls, rides, and love in the air,


When I was a batchelor, and lived all alone,
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 14:26

No, I've got to wash my hair.

Is this the real life; is this just fantasy?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 14:38

QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Oct 18 2007, 04:26 PM) View Post


Is this the real life; is this just fantasy?

nothing except strife - let's preserve just our sanctity.

In Xanadu did kubla khan a stately pleasure-dome decree:
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 14:41

No he didn't because he was a mis-ery...

The sun has got his hat on..
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 15:29

QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Oct 18 2007, 03:41 PM) View Post

No he didn't because he was a mis-ery...

The sun has got his hat on..

The moon has just been sat on

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 15:32

Hoping to squash some spiders....


It was an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three........
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 16:05

QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Oct 18 2007, 05:32 PM) View Post


It was an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three........

"i hope you know, " he said just then, "that ancient we must be."

the tumult of my fretted mind gives me expression of a kind;
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 21:59

The likes of which you'll never find (on an elephant)....

Now is the winter of discontent
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 22:22

Ain't got no money to pay the rent


Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 23:32

QUOTE(LooneyTunes @ Oct 18 2007, 11:22 PM) View Post

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town

He ran into the road and was sadly knocked down



In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 23:35

What a dreadful show-off - he really is a clown

"How many streets must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?"

Edit: sorry - too slow!
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 23:45

If he don't want his shoes to look too drab he'd be better to call himself a cab.


Where have all the flowers gone?
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